Now stop acting so gosh danged surprised.
When I was 10, I was banned from giving my oral report on the occult to my 5th class.
Presumably because of the witch sex and cannibalism.
My favorite lines are:
“Many people believe witches ride on brooms or farm animals.” “Cults live all over the world and maybe in your town!” (So cheery!) “The cult followers usually do and usually die.”
Point being, I was a damn awesome 10 year old. Props to my mom who did the typing. At work. Also, people should stop acting so surprised when I say something scandalous or base.
I was talking about witch sex and cannibalism at 10.
