Sure, why not? Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan.
Russia came into Afghanistan because it liked warm water, but we were all like, “no.” And basically, Afghanistan was all, “we need help, y’all!” and we were all, “I don’t know, we got some guns, maybe some money.” Then Afghanistan was all like “thanks, but not enough.” Then we decided to give them some other stuff, “yo, here’s some ‘copters.” And then the Russians were all, “oh no you di’int!” and then China, Pakistan, and some insurgents were all, “OH YES WE DID.” And Carter was all like, “I’m not President anymore, LULZ!” but first the Mujahideen were all, “omg. y’all we got Operation Cyclone!” and then Reagan was all like, “I kicked ass like this before you were a twinkle in yo’ daddy’s eye.” and the Russians left. And the Russians were left feeling all like, “crap, we ain’t got no money, just guns and shit.” and Afghanistan was all, “LULZ WE CAN HAZ LEADER?” and so then that’s how Afghanistan ended up with the Taliban and all, and Russia was all like, “LOL, Reagan, let’s be BFF’s!”, the end.
Oh, and Tom Hanks did something.
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