Sure, why not? Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan.
Russia came into Afghanistan because it liked warm water and because it was like, ALL about the government. Russia was like, “Communism? I’m ‘BOUT it.” But we were all like, “No.” And basically, Afghanistan was all, “OMG We need help, y’all!” and we were all, “I don’t know, we got some guns, maybe some money.” Then Afghanistan was all like “Thanks, but not enough.” Then we decided to give them some other stuff, “Yo, here’s some Stingers. Go blow shit up.” And then the Russians were all, “OH NO YOU DI’INT!” and then China, Pakistan, and some insurgents were all like, “OH YES WE DID.” So, the Mujahideen were all, “O.M.G y’all we got Operation Cyclone!” And Carter was all like, “I’m not President anymore, LULZ!” but then Reagan was all like, “I kicked ass like this before you were a twinkle in your daddy’s eye. Also, I’m a cowboy!” and the Russians left. And the Russians were left feeling all like, “Crap, we ain’t got no money, just lots of guns and shit,” and Afghanistan was all, “LULZ WE CAN HAZ LEADER?” and so then that’s how Afghanistan ended up with the Taliban and all, and Russia was all like, “LOL, Reagan, let’s be BFF’s!”, the end.
Oh, and Tom Hanks did something.
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