October 2009
17 posts
“The difference between what you would require to be paid for sex and what your...”
– amywithlemon
September 2009
15 posts
and I spell it "realise" because that's _the right...
amywithlemon: What's right (period placement with titles of works or organisations): I belong to the "itty bitty titty committee". -OR- I belong to the "itty bitty titty committee." ?
kelly: in the quotes.
amywithlemon: For damn Americans. Shit. Even my puncuation is Un-American. I swear to god. Damn Americans. Shakepeare would have kicked their asses over shit like that. All of hims.
kelly: lol
the more you know
I like television, but I’ve never been very good at watching it. I prefer to read. I do like reality TV, which is odd, because the only other real TV I watch is History or Science Channel or Shark Week. I used to really like that show “Family Ties”. I own the first season of “Benson” on DVD.
Anyway, my husband has a really fun habit of changing channels vicariously while I’m not...
Make a mummy! →
I love stumbleupon for stuff like this. It’s like the internet’s version of “better 1, 2?”
man I got it good
Cause seriously.
They are all hot. It would be like sex of the month club, only with sex.
I think I messed that up…
I talked about my vagina a lot today. →
I don’t mind being open about this. After all I went through- I would have been grateful to have had someone tell me about their experience.
It's rather unfair that you cut me out of your...
Especially when I was in so many shots. Especially when I expected to be in so many more. I stand off on the out now, realising that it’s as though I never was there at all. As though that’s what you wish.
All I know, is that I wanted to be a part of those pictures. I feel like you stole those parts of us away. And what was once a future to look forward to, is now non-existent. As...
this is now on my public university profile
(I hope they appreciate my effort to include a photo.)
All I can think of, is that it was so sad when James died on “Good Times”. I was very young, too young to understand it, but I could see the depth of Florida’s hurt. He was a good man, a hard-working man, and a devoted father and husband. He will be greatly missed. I wish I had something more significant to share. Also,...
want to hear a fun fact about eunuchs?
today I saw my BFF Jake (formerly known as Algebra teacher Jake) after many weeks apart. was lovely to pick up right where we left.
during lunch, a little something like this happened:
me: hey, want to hear a fun fact about eunuchs??
jake (thinking I said UNIX): sure!
me: white eunuchs were castrated, but black eunuchs were completely MUTILATED.
jake (looking very confused, then, seconds...