September 2009
15 posts
bother
it annoys me that I say “sha”.
(it’s the french “cher”, but we pronounce it “sha” -short a- here in cajun land.)
I never said that until I moved here. We don’t talk like that in New Orleans.
I pick up things so easily. I still say “cheers”. I still say “cunt” a lot more than most americans (God Bless the Irish!). I say...
August 2009
23 posts
storyland in new orleans citypark
If you grew up in the New Orlean’s area you know that Story Land was the SHIT.
I’m going to New Orlean’s for Halloween this year. And I’m taking the kids to Story Land.
If they think it’s dumb, I’m going to make them cry.
HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY ORKID!
who the fuck names their kid “Orkid”?
I guess the same assholes who buy DEAD CLOWN ice cream cakes for one-year-olds.
my mom thinks it's gross that i eat my peas cold.
but if i like peas, who cares?
so.
tumblarity= 0
gallbladder= 0
number of organs lost= 1
not a bad week.
i have a lot of gas in my abdomen.
also, i learned to spell abdomen really quickly on the keyboard.
every time i see a commercial for HIV testing it's...
i got tested back about a decade ago, because i found out my partner was cheating.
(it was negative. not the point.)
so, by default, i am now urban and hip, right?
yo.
When a child is born and the genitalia is...
indefensible:
“It’s easier to dig a hole than build a pole.”
this made me sad. i just watched a show last night about a man who was born with female genitalia but who had identified as a male since his earliest memory.
it always saddens me when i hear or see someone ostracized for gender dysmorphia because to me, it must be the cruelest fate to simply be born with the “wrong parts”.
well thanks, I guess.
Noticed today that my “tweets” dropped from around 6,000+ to only 400+.
Actually, that suits me well. anything I’ve said worthy of keeping probably wasn’t said on twitter, and besides, I hate clutter.
When I was a kid, I had an aunt who saved every newspaper she ever got. Her house was full of mail from decades past. All stacked high from the floor to eye level....
world's largest den of LIES
I’m just gonna toss this out there and say that this is cheating: That is a not a “cupcake”. It is a “cake”. A very LARGE cake. But a cake.
So you wrapped it in paper? That makes it a “cup cake”? You sir, are riding pretty loose with your morals. pft. You’re not really fooling anybody.
i like saying cephalopod.
just sayin.
(cephalopod.)
i've been high all day for 2 days
and all i can think about is scott bakula and scott baio.
so effing boring, even in my stupor.
family picture day
morbidly obese children eating a 5th piece of cake
hearing about how cool the iroc-z is when “it gets above 100”
being asked if i’m buddhist
nobama
ha ha.
oh god.
big ups
big ups to the church for not burning people for speaking out against it (anymore).
that is pretty kick ass of you.
dunkin donuts in space
i hate the commercial that says that 3 million dollars is enough to open a dunkin donuts in space
i know it’s metaphorically, but it’s not nearly enough
it takes at least 20 thousand to open one on earth, and it costs a lot to get flour to orbit
and who’s going to buy said space donuts?
just saying.
-kelly (www.twitter.com/kellylovescake)
pride and prejudice with zombies
“My dear Jane!” exclaimed Elizabeth, “you are too good. Your sweetness and disinterestedness are really angelic; you wish to think all the world respectable, and are hurt if I speak of killing anybody for any reason! Do not be afraid of my running into any excess, of my encroaching on you privilege and universal goodwill. You need not. There are few people whom I really love, and...
