December 2009
5 posts
“Chickens hate Christmas. They throws rocks at Santa’s sleigh and it falls...”
– My son, age 6, tells the Christmas Story…
Cause my body is bootylicious.
Ron, entering the kitchen: I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.
Me, doing dishes: nice.
-5 minutes pass-
Me: Thanks a lot, now that song is stuck in my head.
Ron: I told you you weren’t ready.
