December 2008
4 posts
i still say we should be the 'bacons'
me: you know what my people did when they came over on the big boat, ron? THEY CHANGED THEIR NAME! they knew people couldn’t pronounce or spell Foltz easily so they changed it to FOLSE! that’s what THEY did! THAT’S THE KIND OF PEOPLE I COME FROM! that's the kind of people I AM, you SONOFABITCH!
ron: you're cute.
new years resolution
pi to 50 places:
3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510
(i’ll settle for 29 places, that’s accurate enough to measure the circumference of the earth.)
i’m up to 20 places for e!
2.71828182845904523536
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only the movie that drove me straight past “meh…adam sandler is ok now” to “was he ever any good?”.
thank you FX for playing it nonstop and making me bleed.
the christmas story
so last night, i was trying to force labor entertain my kids while we folded laundry. i started telling a christmas story that i made up as i went along. throwing in nonsense is what my kids like- and what i do best, so for your reading pleasure, here it is:
Princess Puddleboot Reindeer was looking for Santa Claus, who was nowhere to be found. See looked high and low. Finally, she took out...