October 2007
4 posts
amy and ron discuss saturday's chores
ron: ok, let's go over what we have to do.
amy: ok, i'm going to get up and do the dusting. then i'm going to go do the sweeping, then mop. then i'll clean out the car.
ron: i'll wash the car, but first i'm going to go do the dishes and do the dog.
amy: you're going to do the dog?
ron: wash the dog.
amy: how do you DO the dog?
ron: well, really there is only one way to do a dog. and that would be 'doggie style'.
i'm LOVIN' it!
so i order the ‘big and tasty’ from mcdonalds…. and everytime they put TOO MUCH MAYO. only i like mayo, so don’t tell them to not put it, i just scrap off the excess. here’s what they gave me last night…. OMG. that’s like a half a pound of mayo!!! can you even believe someone DID that? like, they actually had the thought process of, “now i add the...
ron texted me while he was out of town.
amy: i'm lonely.
ron: me too. looking forward to this weekend. nervous about dancing. not very good at it. i need some gay guy to teach me.
amy: should i be worried that you like how dave dances? that you want to dance with him?
ron: dave gay? i said gay, but he might do.
