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31 July 2010
Mosul before Iraq before my salad.

Mosul before Iraq before my salad.

30 July 2010

How much do I hate speaking on the phone?

Enough to make all my appointments in person.

29 July 2010
A man just referred to me as being “very gamine.”

I had to look it up so I knew whether it was a compliment or not.

I’m guessing this can go either way?

[RELATED: OMG HE SAID I WAS VERY SLENDER.]

A man just referred to me as being “very gamine.”

I had to look it up so I knew whether it was a compliment or not.

I’m guessing this can go either way?

[RELATED: OMG HE SAID I WAS VERY SLENDER.]

It’s quite possible nothing could ever compare to the exhilaration of driving your Nissan Sentra.
From the Nissan advertisement in my mail.
SST: Showing a little ankle.

Fell in love with these floors while waiting for an appointment. While they looked like a beautiful gray-stained wood, they are actually vinyl. I had to take my shoes off just to feel them because I couldn’t believe they weren’t real wood. Anyway, they were gorgeous.

Mreow.

SST: Showing a little ankle.

Fell in love with these floors while waiting for an appointment. While they looked like a beautiful gray-stained wood, they are actually vinyl. I had to take my shoes off just to feel them because I couldn’t believe they weren’t real wood. Anyway, they were gorgeous.

Mreow.

28 July 2010
GPOYW:  I. Am. Adorable.

Age 3. I have the same big round head and same haircut, but I no longer have the sweet strawberry blonde hair- or the sailor suit. (Pity, I know.)

GPOYW: I. Am. Adorable.

Age 3. I have the same big round head and same haircut, but I no longer have the sweet strawberry blonde hair- or the sailor suit. (Pity, I know.)

27 July 2010

Confession

I have two folders in my picture files*. One’s labeled “T.” The other is labeled “A.”




*Double encrypted password-protected private picture files. Just in case.

“This museum is lovingly dedicated to the Klaus Barbie that nobody knows: the husband, the devoted father, the wine connoisseur and the three-time ball-room dancing champion.”

Very, very few films make me laugh more the more I see them. This is one of them.

(I thought of this clip while reading about Herman Goering, Nazi Party leader, who like most Nazi party leaders, was known for his amazing fashion sense. However, he was not known for being as great a dancer as Klaus.)

26 July 2010

Current Status: Bejeweled.

Amy found a lost peacock in Treasure Isle!

Amy achieved Islander Status in Treasure Isle!

Amy wants you to try their new recipe for traditional Trifle in Baking Life!

Amy is such a thoughtful friend and just watered Deborah’s withered looking plants in Garden World!

Amy cleaned Nicole’s tank in Fish World!

Amy just traded in the Pine tree collection in Frontierville!

Amy fertilized Nicole’s flowers in Garden World!

Amy just finished decorating a lovely cabin in Frontierville!

Amy just invited Nicole into her lovely cabin in Frontierville!

Amy wants you to try her new recipe for Nicole’s kidneys in Baking Life!

Amy is such a thoughtful friend and just violently raped Deborah’s delicate flower in Garden World!

Amy fertilized her garden with the blood of the infidels in Garden World!

Amy is looking for action in Frontierville!

Amy is quietly contemplating her purpose in life in Treasure Isle!

Amy is feeling regret in Frontierville!

Amy is alone, so alone, in Treasure Isle!

Amy is in a fit of maniacal resolve as she looks for a remote detonator collection to fight the animal uprising in Frontierville!

Amy invited Deborah to enjoy animal entrails in Frontierville!

Amy has achieved God status in Frontierville!

Amy is soothed by the soft touch of her coat made from Deborah’s skin as she meticulously weeds her Garden in Garden World!

Then again, since — unlike Vietnam — only a tiny portion of war supporters actually bears any direct burden from the war (themselves or close family members fighting it), it’s possible that the public will remain largely apathetic even knowing what they will now know. It’s relatively easy to support and/or acquiesce to a war when neither you nor your loved ones are risking their lives to fight it.
Glenn Greenwald, on the recent WikiLeaks leak on the US War in Afghanistan
The only tattoo my mother ever got angry about (it was my first).

Ironically, no one ever sees it.

Well… now they do.

The only tattoo my mother ever got angry about (it was my first).

Ironically, no one ever sees it.

Well… now they do.

25 July 2010
I once dated a guy that had long hair, a van and he played in a band. He took me out to watch the stars and listen to music in the country while we laid on top his van on a blanket and made out. What should have been a romantic moment involved me dramatically freaking out because I kept worrying I would roll off the top and get murdered by a serial killer.

He married me anyway.

I once dated a guy that had long hair, a van and he played in a band. He took me out to watch the stars and listen to music in the country while we laid on top his van on a blanket and made out. What should have been a romantic moment involved me dramatically freaking out because I kept worrying I would roll off the top and get murdered by a serial killer.

He married me anyway.

24 July 2010
23 July 2010

Composing a “professional” email…

type type type 

delete delete delete

eh. [?] yes, delete.

inappropriate banter… delete…

type type [reference text] type

[questionable brown-nosing]

DELETE.

type type [appropriate name-drop] type type

eh. question. question. decide…

KEEP.

question.

type type type [check spelling] [correct spelling] type

KEEP.

Thank you? Sincerely yours? Sincere thanks? With impeccable longing?

eh. “Best,”

SEND.